You want the moustache on or off?

Too bad.

I've been noticing a trend among blogs lately where people have been documenting an ongoing experience in their lives. Usually the topic is something related to personal improvement, such as losing weight or building muscle, and consequently the outcome is usually failure. Let's face it, how many people actually have the fortitude to stick with their resolutions of self-improvement? Answer: very few. But in an effort to increase my readership (I'm shooting for 2!) I decided that I should attempt such a feat, if for no other reason than to encourage regular posting on here, since I've been absent pretty much from the start. However, in keeping with my less-than-conventional nature (read: I think I'm better than you), I've decided to go the opposite direction from the crowd and go with self-disimprovement. What does that mean? You probably guessed it already. I'm growing a perv stash.

Unfortunately, I made this decision about a week ago, and I've been too busy to do an initial post, so I've got no baseline photo. I do, however, have one that I just took a few minutes ago, and I've gotta say that the lighting, the flash, and that bit of dirt on my upper lip all combine to make me appear quite the skeezy zombie. Have a look:


And for those of you who don't recall my previous attempts at facial hair, here's a primer:



Needless to say, horrible, hideous facial hair permutations are sure to follow. I'll be sure to keep my fans updated.

Also, you may have noticed that I'm no longer using music-related titles. You're right! The novelty of the idea wore off after only 4 posts. Who would have thought?

Also, what has 2 thumbs and is done applying to law school?

This guy.